since i went public, a lot of people have been uncouth enough to point out that i share my name with the dog that owns bipasha basu, who is a human who sometimes lives in the tv box.
while i respect bipasha basu because she understands that clothes are degrading and stupid, i would like to point out that i could eat her posto and shit him out whole, pardon my woof.
if any of you readers still feel confused between a labrador retriever and a chihuahua, and are wondering which is it you are petting at the moment, please pause and answer the following questions:
1. can it fit in your handbag? NOT A LAB
2. does it look like an overgrown rat? NOT A LAB
3. is it snapping at your finger? NOT A LAB
4. is it acting like a goddam queen? NOT A LAB
5. did it pee in your hands? NOT A LAB. not a chihuahua either. come to think of it, you may be petting a rat.
there, that should clear it up.